Honey, sometimes a diva just needs a break from the everyday chocolate-chip chaos and head straight for something that screams tropical elegance.
Enter: Pineapple Puff Pastry Dump Cake. Yes, it’s got the word dump in the title, but don’t let that fool you—this baby is high society in a casserole dish.
We’re talking buttery puff pastry, golden pineapple, and just enough spice to make you feel like you’re sipping cocktails on a beach with your favorite sunglasses and zero responsibilities.
You don’t need a culinary degree to whip this up, just a good can opener and a flair for drama. It’s the kind of dessert that looks like it took hours but really came together while you were still wearing slippers and singing along to yacht rock.
Honestly, the most complicated part is remembering to thaw the pastry—and if you forget, no judgment. We’ve all been there. I once tried to thaw it with a hair dryer. (Don’t.)
Whether you’re hosting brunch, impressing in-laws, or just craving something fabulous on a Tuesday, this Pineapple Puff Pastry Dump Cake is your golden ticket.
Add 1/2 cup shredded coconut and a splash of rum extract to the pineapple mix.
Sprinkle chopped macadamia nuts between the layers for extra texture.
Add zest from one lime to the filling and a lime glaze drizzle after baking. Tropical AND zesty? Yes, queen.
Add 1 cup diced mango and 1/2 cup shredded coconut to the pineapple mixture.
Mix in 1 tbsp freshly grated ginger with the pineapple mixture.
Add 2 tbsp chopped fresh mint to the pineapple mixture.
Serve in elegant squares with a dollop of whipped cream and a mint leaf—because you’re fancy like that.
Add edible flowers or pineapple wedges to the platter. Bonus points if you wear a kaftan while serving.
For brunch or tea, cut into triangles and present on a tiered cake stand like the bougie baker you are.
Ready to turn your kitchen into a tropical resort?
Grab that puff pastry, darling, and let’s get baking!
Don’t forget to tag @DumpCakeDiva when you show off your masterpiece!
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